Even on the eve of 40 years old, my older brother is by far the grossest human being I know. It stems from a childhood of freaking me out with lit bags of dog poo, unflushed toilets, dutch ovens and a litany of other disgusting happenings.
This comes from a long line of childhood tomfoolery where my brother and I would gross each other out to no end, and unfortunately there were no rules in the house to protect me the youngest. He would embarrass me when I had a new girlfriend, he’d pants me at family gatherings, and basically laugh his ass off at the most vile, sick pranks he could find.
Now both in out 30’s he has calmed down a lot and so have I. Until last evening, when my wife picked up the phone and then called me over to it. “Honey, it’s your brother…” he asked if i was in front of our computer? I said yes, what do you want…
He directed me to a website: he basically said, make sure your wife isn’t in the room…this sent red flags to my brain to not go to the website. Then of course I did and it was the sickest most disgusting website I have ever seen…something about 2 girls one cup etc…etc… the problem was, when I clicked on the video my wife walked into the room, I had the phone on speaker and my brother was laughing histerically…and what we saw on the screen will probably haunt me for many moons to come.
Aside from that, my wife launched into a tirade of how gross my brother was, how sick he was etc…etc…when she asked me to back her up, I said…has he ever been any different?
On Dad’s side, second oldest of 12 cousins (10 male).
On Mom’s side, eldest of 5 cousins (3 male).
When I hear some of the stories about sibs grossing each other out I count my blessings and count again. I mean, baby poo is gross, but it’s not like we’d want the baby to stop pooing! The grossest relative I have in my generation, even going to cousins of cousins and to second cousins, is that cousin who spent two summers embarrasing the family at the public pool by being dragged to our group time and again by someone whose bathclothes he’d yanked down (he evidently was an ass-man already at age 4 and 5, with no gender distinction).
Now if you want to talk about those who are in their second infancy, I have some I can loan out if anybody feels grandparent-deprived…
Oh, definitely. I am an only child so I do not speak for myself but where my SO can be dignified and quite elegant*, his big brother is all about fart jokes and sex jokes and penis jokes and dirty jokes. He once took a picture of my SO peeing. I didn’t find it funny. I know my SO didn’t find it funny, but he laughed because that’s his big brother. :rolleyes: I agree with you 100%.
*Not that he can’t be siilly and stupid, but generally his sense of humor is a little refined and goes in towards satire and irony.
Hey, I am an older sibling, and I am most certainly not gross. :dubious: The worst I’ve done was burp in front of my brother and my significantly younger cousins. They were absolutely shocked.
I’m the oldest sibling and I don’t consider myself gross. My wife is a youngest sibling and unashamedly admits that she used to get her kicks by grossing out her older sister.
I’m the oldest, but my younger brother once vomited on me. We were in the living room, watching TV, and he was lying on the couch while I sat in front of the couch on the floor. Apparently, unbeknownst to me, he didn’t feel very well, and at one point he leaned forward, over my shoulder, and vomited into my lap.
I don’t think he did it on purpose, but it was the grossest thing I’d ever experienced until I watched my wife give birth
My older brother once put deer guts in my sleeping bag. So just to show him I slept in the bag with the guts. By morning I was ripe for the drive home. He was unable to eat his breakfast wile I ate like a pig.
I think so, too. (About the OP’s brother, not sibs in general.) I saw that video, and it’s vile. No one should send it to anyone without some kind of a warning.
I’m an older sister, and I think I’m a right fine human being. Really!
My oldest older sister is a very clean but cluttered, messy person. She bathes daily but seldom bothers to brush her hair and certainly doesn’t shave what I would deem needs shaving. Fortunately, she is also a very modest person, so we are seldom treated to real unsightliness…except…
When my son was about 3 years old, he piped up at a large family gathering the question we all had formed in our minds but hadn’t asked her. Ever. In his adorable elfin voice and crystal-clear diction he inquired “Why does Aunt Virginia have a moustache?”
Yes. Why indeed?
