I had been doing some thinking and was just wondering if there is some sort of conspiracy going on. First a heap of chinese athletes pull out of the games because they’re “scared” that they’re going to get done for doping or drugs or something…then a heap of vials (which incidentally only turned out to be mushroom spores or something anyway…CLOMIDIA! YUM YUM!) turned up inside a teddy bear or two…and finally in the latest spate of an attempt by australia to reap more gold medals…we run over a Kenyan (?) athlete and kill him!!!
What I want to know…is there some sort of plot hatching…so that Australia has a better chance at winning more Gold??
When do we start popping off the bigmouth Yankee athletes???