Has anyone been watching the Olympic coverage tonight (9/28)? Is it just me, or did good old Bob take some REALLY good drugs before he got on to broadcast…
“The strange thing is, the gold medal for rhythmic gymnastics is exactly the same as the one for the decathalon”
“She just won her second Gold medal - at 21. She one her first Gold at 13 - 9 years ago. I know that there seems to be something wrong with that math, but trust me, our researchers are very thorough, they’d never make a mistake like that.”
“We now take you to an interview with Chris Huffins…oh wait, that’s not right. That’s obviously not right. (smacks himself in the face) Sorry folks, my brain must be in a different time zone.”
One question, Bobby old boy: Can I have some of whatever you too? Please? No fair to be bogarting the stash, man.