Dwarf tossing.
Figure 8 bicycle racing.
Farting contest. (rules here)
Watermelon seed spitting.
I have no idea how organized they are, but I present the TWIF, with animpresssive list of affiliated country organizations
Go to the bottom of the home page for a great video on the long history of the sport.
What about these sexual Olympics in the off hours I keep reading about ? Must be some opportunity there.
Nice zombie thread.
I’d add:
head butting (with or without helmets)
ass wiping (with judges determining color, consistency, smell, etc)
any kind of computer games (preferred some retro ones like frogger or pacman)
women (or men) gazing (hey it’s Rio)
Did anyone say Blernsball yet?
-Pankration
-Dueling (Frock Coated-At-Paces and Cowboy Quick-Draw classes)
-Jousting
-The Mesoamerican Ball Game
-Caber Toss (I’ve been wanting this one since the NES World Games)
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Miniature Golf.
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*Speed *Golf.
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Juggling. (I don’t know. Team, individual, combat, on a trampoline…)
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Wife Carrying.
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43-Man Squamish.
Keelhauling. Already have the pool.
I’ve always been awfully fond of that Twit Contest.
Heh. My daughter asked me during the Opening Ceremony if ‘juggling’ was an event. Also, ‘bowling’.