Omegle, the alternative view.

So you didn’t even masturbate at her and she still wanted to talk to you. Boy she must be desperate for that Green Card. Btw. I know Omegle, but it’s kinda last year. It was hot four or something years ago.

I met my wife in a WinMX chat channel, it was a file sharing program that came out in the wake of Napster. While downloading music I went in a random chat channel. I think she was schooling a random anti-christian troll about why what he was saying was not pedantically correct. I agreed with her, we started private messaging and neither of us was looking to hook up.

I was the one who got the green card though lol.

I know. If I had just waved my dick around, imagine the possibilities!

I remember WinMX! I love stories like that. The “less than common” meetings. Our situation was especially unique because ANYTHING happening to that chance encounter would’ve changed our entire lives. Power surge? She closes the browser because she’s bored? Etc. I think I managed to ask for her IM handle fairly early in the conversation, but about 100 different things could’ve totally altered where I’d be today based on a 5 minute window.