Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 1)

That worked out really well for the Native Americans, eh?

The Colorado Springs shooter’s father, who is a meth addict and porn actor, says he is relieved to find out that, even though his murdering son was in a gay bar, he isn’t gay.

yeah that’s mighty fuckin’ gross…

I watched some of that with my son last night. I could barely understand what that tweaker was saying. My son told me there is a version with subtitles.

What a sickening piece of wasted humanity. He should know that Mormons aren’t all about pornography or hy murder either. Oh and drug use and alcohol use are right out too. I love how these people pick and choose which parts of their claimed religion they pay attention too.

That’s because they don’t have actual faith, it’s just a way to justify bigotry.

It raises the question: do you want to know what movies your dad made so you avoid them, or not so you don’t have to think about them and risk just stumbling on something horrible one day?

[Anthony Jeselnik]
When I was 12 years old… I found my dad’s porn. In the back of the attic.
That was a great day. That was a game-changer for me. But then the worst day of my life is the day I found my mom’s porn…In the back of that video store…
[/Anthony Jeselnik]

Kanye dropping a Presidential campaign ad attacking Individual 1.

umm

not sure if that is stupid or just assholery (probably a bit of both)

You’re a tad late there.

Man found check made out for 4.63 million euro. Man contacted the payee, who said to destroy the check and send proof of destruction. Payee thanked man with six bags of candy.

Who is the “stupid MF” here? The one who lost the check?

Haribo – a billion dollar enterprise – couldn’t be arsed to send more than some crappy candy.

If someone hands you a cheque for €4M and you are pretty sure there is no way you will get that much money, why the hell would you even bother trying? You get more out of the positive PR than you would out of trying to collect.

The check was effectively worthless. You think some joe schmoe is going to actually cash it? Hairbo was in no financial danger. The check was likely already stopped.

How much do you think the “reward” should be for tearing up a piece of paper?

Nothing would have been better.

Either make a statement or don’t. 6 bags of candy is ridiculous. Zero? OK. Cheap, but OK. 10 kilos each of every candy they make? Sure! That’s a statement. That gets you headlines and human interest bits on CNN.

In the chat, the teen stated that he “had just killed someone” before flipping the camera around and showing the legs and feet of someone covered in blood, police said. He then asked for assistance with disposing the body, according to police.

I like Haribo candy. Their cola gummies are my favorite.

I would have thought it was pretty cool if it was me,