On a dark desert highway...

(such a lovely face)

There’s many a room at the Hotel California…

any time of year
any time of year…

you can find it here!

Her mind is Tiffany twisted …
(sounds like a neighbour I had)

She’s got the post-count padding bends

:smiley:

Ahem. You’ll find this … I guess, amusing, wouldn’t be an inappropriate word.
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=57033

’And after these messages, some Bob Seger for the guys working third shift at Mulletcraft, here on Twofer Tuesday. We’re the station that gives you more classic rock and less talk, WRQX."

Sunday, Sunday, SUNDAY!! FLAME THROWING FUNNY CARS TAUNT THE DEVIL AS THEY RACE THROUGH THE FIREY GATES OF HELL!!! This Sunday, at the Fairgrounds …"

I’m just glad nobody started one for Lyin’ Eyes. Sorry, I forgot about the copyright jazz. As you were.

She’s got a lot of pretty, pretty boys
That she calls friends…

(Mmmm… pretty, pretty boys…)

Esprix

How they dance in the courtyard…

Sweet summer sweat…
Some dance to remember, some dance to forget…

So I called up the Captain

"please bring me my wine, and he said we haven’t had that spirit here since 1969…

And still those voices are calling from far away

wake you up in the middle of the night

just to here them say

elmwood, I approve!

“Mulletcraft”. Excellent. :snicker:

Bwahahahaaha!

I must admit, I still like the song though.