Yeah, I don’t really get this question. I wear boxer briefs, and I just kind of whip 'em on. So usually the act of putting them on moves things in a northerly direction, and then as I move around, they go where they want to. No real preference for direction.
Does the question have anything to do with which of the boys hangs lower? Because the left one hanging lower is the situation for most men, IIRC.
Hmm, left, I suppose… I’m sitting down (wow, this feels weird… feeling oneself while sitting at these message boards), and my penis and one nut are on the left side of the seam, whereas my other nut is on the right…
When my dad joined the Marines he was asked whether he “dressed left” or “dressed right”.
I dress left. And yes, for those who are wondering, it just goes that way naturally. I don’t purposely put it there. I’m also right-handed, but I “hold” with my left hand when I need to hold it, say for urinating. That might have something to do with it. How many right-handers here “hold” with their left hand? And do lefties typically hold right-handed?
To the right. If He’s off to the right I don’t usually remember He’s with me. If He gets into the left leg, however, I am quite uncomfortable and we end up getting into a bit of a match. Sometimes rather heated!
But…what? Does the taylor give you more room on one side? Should I get all self conscious if the taylor doesn’t ask (oh God! He can tell just by looking!) Should I feel small if he has to ask? What if he just CHECKS!
Tailor reaches up, squeezes, and says “Sir, it looks like you dress right.” Of course, if he says, “Sir is that a banana in your pants or are you just glad to see me”, it might be cause for alarm depending on which way you swing and if he’s cute or not.
When my baby brother was about 17, my graduation gift to him was a tuxedo. And my baby brother is one good looking little stud, so he was making the (female) tailor a bit hot and bothered. She flustered a bit and then indicated his crotch sort of vaguely and said, “err, um, ahh…” I guessed what the problem was and asked, “Mike, do you dress left or right?” and his eyeballs almost fell out of his head. He said, “Why do you even know that question??”
I don’t actually know why I know that question, but since I have no older brothers and no father, I coudn’t have gotten it from them. I just sort of assumed everyone knew it.
I think many of you are beating around the answer…
my crackpot theory is that you hang/dress opposite the hand you used to masturbate (at least back in your early really frequent, er, formative years…).
I’m right handed but hang right… but the left hand was the preferred instrument of self-abuse…
K. I have heard of which side do you “dress”… I … don’t dress on either side… I like it to be right down the middle. Not left or right. If it’s not… I go to the bathroom and readjust…