With the advent of the Japanese earthquake and being glued to the computer last friday getting coverage, my children ( who had a day off of school) were not as keen on it as I. They are 12 and 11.
“What about Haiti.” says my 12 year old boy. " They are going to forget about Haiti."
True. But I explain to him it has been a year since Haiti and Haiti looks pretty much the same as it did before their earthquake because Haiti was a shithole. ( Only I used “craphole”, because I’m proper like that.) and then I went on to explain that Japan a year from now will be further along and probably reach more levels of Superawesomeness because, well, it is Japan. They’ve been through the drill before.
This brought out the “Why’s” and “What’s the difference between Haiti and Japan”. People are people it shouldn’t matter. This is the curse of trying to raise your children to think outside the lines.
I explained that Haiti has a shitty economy and corrupt politicians and is a craphole in a tropical location. Then I explained that Japan is one of the leading countries in the world and leads in everything and sets the bar and other countries should pretty much try to be like Japan ( like the US, if we weren’t so American and stuff.)
The conversation segued into " So Japan doesn’t have corruption?"
“Every government has corruption, it is how the system works. Someone gets greedy. Greed makes the world go round.” and then I went into Econ 101 for Japan after WW2 and how EVERYTHING SUCKED ( like it did in Germany,where their Grandparents are from.) for Quite Some Time.) Excellent work ethics are developed when you have a choice between working or starving.
“But people are going to forget about Haiti.”
"Honey, they already have, because Haiti hasn’t given the world anything. Name one thing Haiti has given the world.
Neither of them could think of one thing from Haiti. I named “Voodoo” which is always a crowd pleaser.
“Name one thing Japan has given the world.”
“Ninetendo & Pokemon.” came their replies in a nanosecond and I added
" Godzilla." which, really, nothing trumps Godzilla. Rock, paper, scissors, Godzilla.
The convo went to the economy and how here in Michigan we are hit very hard and how Detroit is really a 3rd world country inside the most affluent nation on earth. ( It.is.a.shithole with some nice spots and tremendous promise, but the economy, corruption of the past politicians and stuff, it will be a shithole for years to come because it is harder to turn things around than it is to burn it all down and start over.)
"What you are saying, “Says my 12 year old. " Is that Detroit needs a big earthquake and tsunami and the people of the world will send help and feel sorry for us instead of fear.”