You do know Sting wrote that from the perspective of an overly possessive, potentially violent boyfriend, right? And then backed it with some soothing music to create cognitive dissonance between a pleasant melody and this dude who is continuously monitoring some poor woman.
We’re meant to be creeped out.
It’s always seemed bizarre to me that people took it to be some kind of tender love song.
Now, I don’t speak German, I don’t even know a little German (but I do know a tall German, born in Berlin Dec 7, 1941. Bad timing, dude!) and I don’t go around singing Nazi National anthems.
So, since the title in German is different than the…title in German, as it turn out, I thought the title was something of an American translation of a subtitle. The song would have lyrics like:
Horst Wessel said the Jews were our friends
Horst Wessel lied!
Horst Wessel said the Russians were our friends
Horst Wessel lied!
We killed that traitor Horst Wessel!
Hey, what do I know? And wer zum Teufel ist Horst Wessel?
Not only did I find that line creepy, like the guy is trying to groom the kid, the video is creepy too. The man has his tongue tucked down into his lower lip. Maybe he was trying to do a Brando Godfather homage. It’s still creepy.
For decades I’ve led the fight to make “Open the Door, Richard” socially unacceptable. I think it’s working because I haven’t heard the song, or refences to it for a long time, but it might be because it’s just a shitty old song.
Ninja’d but yes you are supposed to be creeped out. Just because some people misinterpreted the song and played it at their wedding doesnt mean it’s Sting’s fault.
Don’t you dare go after one of my Fallout earworms.