Damn thieving Crocodiles!
Stealing a man’s chainsaw, just to slobber mustard all over it, slap it on a Sesame Seed Bun, & scarf it down!
Could’ve bought it at McNasty’s, didn’t need to steal it!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4953668.stm
Maybe the guy should have popped for a pizza & some beers after all.
You know, I see a story like this in the news, and I think to myself…
“How long until I see Bosda start a thread about this? and which board will I see it on?”
But now I’m wondering about croc teeth. He ate a running chainsaw - and the chainsaw was damaged, and the croc unhurt? Ouch!
(“I fought the saw and the, saw… LOST!”)
Ah…I have another fan.
And there goes my monitor. Thanks. 
That settles it. Crocodiles are not just hungry. They are assholes.
Nah. They’re just damn good at noise control when they want to be.
I need one of these guys in my moat when the asshole neighbor plays Black Sabbath at 11:00.
Man this sounds like some kind of bizzare death match. “Crocodile vs. Chainsaw! This Saturday on pay per veiw!”
Now, lest anyone think I am a heartless bastard who despises chainsaws, let me point out the following:
Chainsaws pollute the environment and cause many more emergency room visits than reptiles and amphibians combined.
The area is a known habitat for gators and Brutus’ abode was crushed by a felled tree.
No one was injured in this arborist equipment attack.
I think this was a case of Darwin at work. It’s an inconvenience to the saw manufacturer’s warranty department, but that chainsaw was out-tootheed 2:1.
Look, Einstein, there are a few absolutes in life. Don’t pee on an electric fence, toast will always land buttered side down when you drop it. Speaking of which, dropping trees on crocodile habitats is an incredibly stupid thing to do.
No, assholes are neighbors who borrow your lawn mower & never return it.
I dunno what neighbors who eat your chainsaw would be classed as; Circus Geeks, mayhap?
If this is a serious comment in any way, I think I can explain. The blade on a modern chainsaw doesn’t automatically turn when the motor is on. You have to grab a control under the grip and the throttle on top to make it spin. Therefore, the motor could have been driving the croc crazy and it is feasible that it could chomp on it for a while. Might be hot though.
Sheesh! Isn’t it obvious?
Man in tree.
Crocodile with chainsaw.
Think it through; what do you think the crocodile was trying to do?
Or maybe it’s a teaser for the sequel to Snakes On A Plane.
You can certainly see the Gary Larsen Far side cartoon in it.