I have a problem, actually. I just started reading “One Hundred Years of Solitude” by Gabriel Garcia Marquez. A friend lent it to me. The book is widely acclaimed to be a masterpiece.
I’m finding it dull as dogshit. It consists of micro-episodes, which jump from one point-of-view to another, and which have no meaningful relation to each other.
The characters have no meaningful relation to each other. There are no conversations or dialogues of more than four lines. There are scarcely any conversations at all! The characters wander around like billiards on a table: they bump into each other, but they do not interact. There is not one “meeting of minds” in the book (I’ve only read the first 100 pages, but out of a 380 page book, that’s enough to start making preliminary judgements.)
What the fuck? Am I missing something? Am I a blind man in the Sistine Chapel?
“I don’t see anything.”
“Well, you have to look up.”
“Oh… I still don’t see anything.”
I’m going to finish it, but, damn! I’m going to have to force myself.
I’ve read post-modernist fiction. I generally do not like it.
(John T. Sladek’s “The Mueller-Fokker Effect” is different, because it’s comedy! It’s funny! But it, too, is in this post-modernist “meaningless” style. Sladek, at least, knows how to tie the episodes together into an overall dramatic arc.)
Am I a blind man looking at visual art?
Or am I the kid who says, “The emperor isn’t wearing any clothes?”
This is VERY dismaying. I don’t like to reveal myself as a simpleton, a churl, or a shallow dullard. I don’t want people to say, “Why don’t you just go back and re-read the Sherlock Holmes stories, if you can’t function in the world of real literature.”
But is this “real literature?” To me, it only barely qualifies as “writing!” I was done with it after only fifty pages! And now I’ve got 280 pages more to yawn through!
WTF?