One morning you wake up without your head. Pulse, BP, respiration normal. What happens then?

beowulff May 31, 2015, 8:10pm 10

One morning you wake up without your head. Pulse, BP, respiration normal. What happens then?
Apparently, you post to the Straight Dope.

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