At last. No time to respond to your post, but came in to counter-snark. Only a fucking computer engineering geek sees the Kafka and the Trumbo, and only a mod accepts OP as willingly as one does here Suns vanishing? Can one no longer post OP “How many pushups could I do on the sun?” without one 1-sentence post saying you can’t do pushups on the Sun anyway (for any number of reasons, presumably, any and all of which are too obvious to supply), and another, more empathetically and showing for GQa closer reading, 1-sentences “You can’t–you’d burn up before you finished the first one.”
Jeez. Try to set-up an OP on what are the limits of autonomic function in the human body with a non-literal set up. Tough crowd.
ETA: I just saw how I thought this OP, and its setup, tone, and style were tailor made for GQ…
ETA1: I love you guys anyway.