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I just lost a whole post! (selected it all for saving it from the hamsters, then the dictate function activated it’self and replaced my selected text with what I said)despite my resulting lack of will to live I will percivere and re-type it…

My Step-dad has just bought a laptop(I am on it now), which I will own half of (we are sharing the cost). I have just spent the last 2 or three hours training microsoft’s speech recognition system. I have ended up with a word document of complete gibberish. It is quite cool though [If I can ever get it trained] as it will ‘type’ in any place capable of taking text, like this webpage I am on now for composing the new sdmb post. To demonstrate it I will turn it on and speak this paragraph, allowing it to type the text below… (the first time I did this, before I lost the post [twice] the resulting paragraph was quite funny and almost coherent. I hope it is again)

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Not very good is it.

It is also a bit of a pain as I have to wait for the gaps between the laptop’s fan coming on (it seems to be thermostated) it doesnt even attempt to type while the fan is whurring.

Despite it’s complete inability to understand a word I say I am quite awestruck by it, and the general idea of being able to speak to a computer to dictate things and to operate it. I feel all star-treky.

Has anyone else here got it and managed to train it? what does it come with? is it standard with windows XP or office or what? (I don’t know as it was already on when we got the laptop)

That’s not the fan dude, that’s the hard disk processing your IOM gibberish. :wink:

I am sure it is the fan. Hot air comes out the side of the laptop when the fan-style noise is happening, and if I look through the hole where the air comes out I see a heatsink. And I have never in all my life heard a hard disk that loud, they go clickety click, not whurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

I played with it for a while, and had pretty much the same experience you did, except for the “awestruck” part. My feeling was more along the lines of “why the #$@@ did they release THIS piece of hog manure?”

I spent about 15 minutes trying to get it to recognize one simple sentence. Never did. I also tried to get it to understand the difference between “dog” and “Doug”. I’m guessing it will be the year 2400 before they figure that one out.

Heh. I use the speech recognition for making beatnik poetry. I’ll read out my homework assignments from class, like oh say, “Explain the difference between PEM and PGP (write one paragraph for each).” And it turns it into: “Explain the deaf rinse be teen men and peachy pee ( left parenthesis right won paragraph for each ) right parenthesis dot”

And this is after threading through three of its training sessions. Uff da. :rolleyes:


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However. the handwriting recognition bit is actually surprisingly successfull. It’s just a shame no-one can ‘handwrite’ for shit with a mouse or ‘laptop pad thing’