who needs an army?
“Pauly T, no welcome visitor, no friendly face. your life would be prolonged for staying out of his way. He’s a fucking Iron Commando!”
•super hi jack•
if it makes any difference regarding the OP, i’m on Orange and I don’t get no steenking 1p texts.
lets go
and also, we could partake in a Harlow Pub Quiz, which consisits of 2 questions:
“what the fuck are you looking at?”
“you fucking want some then?”
to which all answers are wrong.
Anyway my dad’s harder than your dad and he’s captain of the whole army and he could shoot you in his tank.
Yeah well my dads in the SAS and he’s a ninja and he could cut you in half with one ninja chop.
I’m fucked then.
fucking dead right you are
“It cost me my left…!”
And the Brits have finally lost it completely.
They’re so quaint and funny.