My four year old was washing her hands after using the potty tonight, and she did this thing she does that drives me nuts: she turns the water on and pushes the plug down, and then just holds her hands under the water for like 10 minutes (the plug isn’t very good, so the sink fills but very slowly and it doesn’t overflow). When I notice the water running and call up to tell her that she’s done washing her hands, she says, “But I have to get soap!” Then she quickly gets soap and rinses. Drives me up a wall. And yes, when I know she’s going potty I usually stand over her shoulder and make her wash her hands right. But she’s old enough to go potty without my help and so she does.
So, anyway, I was thinking how much I would like to have one of those faucets that you push the handle down and it runs for like 5 seconds and then stops. Then you have to push it down again. Like in public restrooms. And come to think of it, I would like to have a sink without a plug. (I wonder if it can be removed?) And one of those toilet paper dispensers that only dispenses a few squares at a time. (The three and four year olds know better, but I have a four month old who will be at that playing with toilet paper stage sooner than I care to think about.)
And maybe a bubble bath dispenser in the bathtub. But with a lock on it. Or maybe just mounted far above their heads. And is there any kind of soap dispenser that only lets you get a very little bit and then takes a while before you can get more? For the handsoap.
I’d also like to have the toilet cover and the rug glued down or somehow attached semi-permenantly so that the kids can’t pull them up and play with them.
Then I wandered into their room (their bathroom is attached to their room). They each have a toddler bed. I’d like to have their sheets/blankets/pillows attached to the mattress someway where I could get them off to wash, but they couldn’t pull them off. I could pin it, but I wouldn’t be comfortable with that. And I need the mattress attached to the bed. Yes, the kids pull them off!
They’ve got a bookshelf which I’m pretty happy with, but I would like for them to have a tape deck maybe mounted in a wooden box to the bookshelf so that they couldn’t move it around.
Their dresser needs repainting, too. And it needs something to keep the drawers from coming out.
I’d like to have a toybox permanently mounted to the wall so that it couldn’t be dumped out. And a hamper that couldn’t be dumped out, too. But maybe with a bag inside so that I could pull the clothes out easily?
They have a walk-in closet but I’d like more shelves.
The best part I think would be a light with a dimmer switch. I’d turn the lights very low for bedtime stories, and the lowest setting would be a night light.
I’m realizing that most of the things I want could probably be done when we have a house, but it wouldn’t be worth the time and money for an apartment we’ll probably be leaving in December.
So describe one room in your ideal house?


