One Small TXT Message for a Man. . .

Or, you can call via your cellphone from the top of Mt. Everest, and *I can barely get two bars inside my freakin’ house!*


So that’s what I have to do to get good reception, apparently. (Insert muttering about Verizon and mountains and crap reception here.)

You should live somewhere more noteworthy.

Hey! I live here, and that should be noteworthy enough! :wink: