Okay, I goofed. I looked just a little too late to discover I’d just made my 1000th post.
Let’s party anyway!
~~Baloo
just when I was about to post a “Work Sucks” party, Baloo rescues that obviously dead thread with a party of his own!
I’ll call the stripper…
Wait a sec… Can we get a chippendale for us ladies too?
Hell, I’m payin’ I’ll get what I damn want!
congrats.
Good for you. 
Baloo, whose been registered nearly 2 years, is obviously into quality over quantity.
As for me, I’m in the volume business. If this is still going when I hit 3000, can I come back to celebrate?
::rolls in to keg and passes out mugs to everyone::
Belly up to the bar boys and girls, there’s more where this came from.
pushes the jello vat over to the corner, lays out the plastic to keep the jello from staining the floor, then, satisfied with her contribution, grabs a mug from Crunchy
Congrats, Baloo! Let the fun begin!
Happy 1K to one of my very favorite posters!
::uncorks a bottle of Champagne::
Bah humbug.