I also started playing chess on yahoo in the 90’s. It was great then, and there were so many players online at any time. I remember it being a miracle of modern science… all of a sudden, we could all play chess together without any computer crashes or internet disasters. The internet was new then… this was something unexpected.
The Yahoo chess sever back then was the green and yellow board. They changed it to some 3D crap nearing the millennium, but you could still access the old board if you logged in through Yahoo canada. I played there for years, and loved it.
I once used an engine to see what it was like. You’re right, Aeschines, it was really boring. I felt like I was really pulling a fast one on people for a while, but then it started to suck. Eventually I was playing this other guy with an engine, and we got down to a pawn and two kings and there were about 100 moves with the kings just jockying for positions that neither of us could understand. I decided then not to do that again.
Around the turn of the millennium I started noticing that more and more people were using these engines. At first I didn’t mind, but then it got annoying. My solution was to play more speed chess. While speed chess can destroy your brain, it also makes it harder for people to cheat because there’s more time involved in going between two programs than just one. I got used to beating the cheaters on time, and eventually saw that the cheaters stopped trying to win at speed chess.
However, a five minute game is still long enough to have an engine to destroy you. I started playing 3min, 2min and 1min games. While this is terrible chess, it was a fantastic way to brush up on all the opening variations you want, by repetition. If you play someone who develops differently in the opening, you stand a chance at experimenting with that opening maybe twenty times over twenty rematches if your brain can handle it. I used to email myself the games later and study them for further study.
I stopped playing on yahoo when they finally forced us all to play on the 3D board. (Consequently, if someone knows how to access the green and yellow board server, please email me). I searched long and hard for a replacement, but I haven’t found one worth their salt. I was excited when Chess.com started up because I assumed that with a name like Chess.com, they’d have some major backers in terms of standards and morals, but they’re actually pretty bad. The sped games time out, they close the site for maintenance at least twice a week, and they treat the players like sheep (If you press the abort button before the game has started, they tell you that you have violated the Fair Play Policy, which kindof hurts, cause - you know - they put the button there, why do I get blamed for using it?
However, I am pretty sure that Chess.com in all it’s crappiness has some pretty rigorous screening for chess engines. I’ve never once come across someone playing a perfect “engine” game, and I’ve played a lot on there (both slow play an speed chess). If you’re looking for an alternative to cheaters, that might be the best place to check out. Just don’t download their mobile app (you’ll lose ratings and pleasure when it looks like the other guy timed out, but then when his clock runs out, they tell you that you lost on time); don’t abort games before they start, even if it’s someone who is harassing you; and don’t expect the infrastructure of the site to make any sense. It’s the worst “social network” I’ve ever seen, and I’ve seen more than most due to my profession.
What am I saying here? Well, it’s a long rant.
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I loved Yahoo Chess, and would play there again if they only showed me how (the green and yellow board of the old days… you know, the one that never crashed, and emailed you your games without a price tag attached?)
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Chess.com is the next best thing for free, but it’s run by a bunch of drunks who don’t even appear to like chess.
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- If you want to avoid cheaters, chess.com has a pretty good cheat detection system in place. They should, they spend so much time pretending to be police officers, it just figures, right?
Cheers,
Alvin A.T. Chipmunks
murno.gladst@gmail.com