Or a teapot?

McConnell says hospitalization was due to a fall | CNN Politics
Republican Sen. Mitch McConnell of Kentucky on Sunday announced, after weeks of speculation, that he had a fall last month that landed him in the hospital.
Or a teapot?
How’s Susan Collins looking these days?
The furrows in her forehead are deep enough to meet her brain soon.
Seen elsewhere:
The turtle
The queen
Now take the tangerine
As popular as that may be I think the rule of 3s would require it be another Senator. That’s why I mentioned Collins earlier. At least that would be a clean restart to the race in Maine.
Did he bring back a souvenir umbrella?
I’m wondering if he had a meeting with Vance?
My money is on deep vein thrombosis.
Boy if that doesn’t sound like a euphemism ![]()
I’m hearing the drone factory he was visiting yesterday in Kiev was blown up. There is speculation that his “sudden illness” was exploditis.
Ukraine lost one of its most vocal supporters in Washington this weekend following the death of US Sen. Lindsey Graham, which came just hours after he returned from a trip to Kyiv.
My bolding.
Am I the only one who is a bit suspicious about this timing?
No, you are not. Here’s William Browder, who has a stellar reputation as an expert on Russia:
Loathe as I am to associate myself with Laura Loomer—there is reason to examine this death closely.
Will Donald allow it? He wouldn’t want to annoy Vlad. But on the other hand, if he starts to believe that Vlad was sending him a message with this death, he might want to get the facts nailed down. (I know, that doesn’t sound like a Trump thing at all…)
Eh. That strikes me as pure conspiracy mongering to rile up the MAGAs.
Loathe as I am to associate myself with Laura Loomer—there is reason to examine this death closely.
Will Donald allow it?
The preliminary report from the medical examiner is an “aortic dissection.” From Google: “An aortic dissection is a tear in the main artery carrying blood away from the heart. This can cause the aorta (the body’s largest artery) to rupture.”
So, unless the medical examiner is lying this seems pretty obvious for any medical examiner to spot with ease (ease for the trained examiner).
They sacrificed Lady G to bring McConnell’s soul back from Hell, didn’t they?

Republican Sen. Mitch McConnell of Kentucky on Sunday announced, after weeks of speculation, that he had a fall last month that landed him in the hospital.
That strikes me as pure conspiracy mongering to rile up the MAGAs.
Browder wouldn’t be involved in that. (Which is not to say that his opinion is the same as fact–just that asking questions is reasonable in the circumstances.)
A tear in a main artery does sound non-toxin-related (not that I’m knowledgeable on the topic).
As for Mitch resurfacing: hmn. He fell in a Capitol hallway last October. Then went home. Then had another fall, in June 2026? Where? Then someone called an ambulance. Reliable accounts are still claiming that cardiopulmonary resuscitation was performed, but the July 12 release says he “didn’t have a heart attack” and was merely unconscious.
And apparently he didn’t mention Lindsey’s death.
Room for a new pair of lips on… ehhh! Don’t wanna think about it!
That makes so much sense.
Putin’s agents might be able to assassinate random folks on the street in Kyiv. But if they could assassinate VIPs with heavy security in Kyiv, then Zelenskyy would have been dead years ago.
I was trying to make some joke about a drone following him all the way home. But they’re so advanced now, nothing sounds outlandish.