Only speak good of the dead. Lindsey Graham is dead. Good

Fuck that dood.

He’s the best kind of Republican. Dead.

Sudden illness? Maybe he had a spine suddenly growing up, but his body rejected it.

I Did Not Attend the Funeral, But I Sent a Nice Letter Saying I Approved of It

Lady G! Showing Mitch how it’s done! :champagne:

[I’m putting my rude, tacky reply here instead of the P&E Graham death announcement thread]

What?? No one is blaming this on Hillary? She has already gotten away with one murder <shrug> so what’s another one. The first one is the hardest, they say.

And what about Joe? If he’s too weak and frail, he could have sent DR. Jill to do it.

Use your imaginations, sheeple!

Thanks Lindsey for kicking off the rule of threes, who is next of his ilk to meet their maker?

@Chela Surely McConnell is next. How’s Susan Collins looking these days?

The loathsome remora fish has sloughed off its last shark.

The thing about Lindsey Graham was that I’m pretty sure he knew better. He knew Trump was bad, but saw him as a means to an end. Power must be a helluva drug.

Special place in hell for that guy.

Yes! I am hoping for the Trifecta of Death to strike any number of these hobgoblins.

Perhaps we could escalate to multiples of 12. Or larger.

Since he was unmarried, will Erikkka Kkkirkkk step in as the designated monetizing merry widow?

It was a lovely Sunday morning surprise. But I will say one nice thing about Lindsey- were it not for him, it might be that DJT would have entered the Ukraine-Russia war on the side of Russia. He was a strong supporter of NATO (except for supporting an anti-NATO presidential candidate) and an enemy of Putin.

Ukraine lost one of its most vocal supporters in Washington this weekend following the death of US Sen. Lindsey Graham, which came just hours after he returned from a trip to Kyiv.

My bolding.

Am I the only one who is a bit suspicious about this timing?

They say he died of an unexpected and sudden illness, not that he fell out of a window.

Has anyone checked him for Polonium-210?

Seen elsewhere:

The turtle
The queen
Now take the tangerine

According to AI, not speaking ill of the dead dates back to the philosopher Chilon of Sparta in the 6th century BC. Well, fuck him too.

Did he bring back a souvenir umbrella?

Tainted Poppers?

My money is on deep vein thrombosis.

Maybe the pilot of his plane was a Democrat.