you have to admire a man who can hook 50 women.
Well, you know what they say. Pimpin ain’t easy, but it sho’ is fun
And stupid people don’t know they’re stupid.
How hilarious!
These women should be grateful. At least they had the illusion of a caring, attentive man in their vacuous, gullible lives.
He even sent them actual letters. How lovely!
“We are bright, intellectual, professional women. I can’t tell you how much he wooed us with his words. He made us feel like goddesses, fairy princesses, Cinderellas. We had all found our Superman, our knight in shining armor”
Oookaaayyy… “bright, intellectual, professional women” who were taken in by a guy coming across as a super knight in shining armour who made them feel like fairy princesses.
Was that scream of agony in the background Betty Friedan’s voice?
Esprix, since the women complained, the Army is obligated to investigate. As mentioned, he could get hit with “conduct unbecoming”. Even if the result of the investigation is “well, there ain’t really anything in toss UCMJ for which we can actually toss him in the brig or cashier him”, bringing unflattering attention upon himself to the point someone actually filed complaints and they’re having to spend people and money on it means his career ladder has come to an abrupt dead stop.
Granted, the comparisons to Yeats and Shakespeare (better than Yeats? What the fuck?) are totally stupid. Granted, there’s something incredibly weird about being engaged to someone you’ve met on an internet dating service. But aren’t you guys being a little harsh on these fifty (Fifty!) women? I mean, come on, we’ve all made our mistakes in relationships. Their mistake was just a little more… uh… spectacular. Okay, a lot more spectacular. A whole lot more spectacular. Still, I don’t think you can ever say that someone deserves to find out that their “Prince Charming” has forty-nine other princesses. Two or three, maybe, but forty-nine… That’s just… Damn. That’s cold.
Thirty SEVEN?
In a row?