Oooh, I got an offer for a new job!

[kaylasdad99]

Got this in my gmail inbox today:

Good tidings to you as you read.

Please permit me to write you irrespective of the fact we have not met before.I got your contact through network online hence I decided to write you. I would be very interested in offering you a part-time paying job in which you could earn up to
$7,000 a month as extra income. opening an account would have been my best choice if I was not working on a deadline that must meet a 24 hour turn around time,other options are not on my side due to time, money, and requirements.
This is why I am offering a part time opportunity to someone responsible who can supply prompt assistant and service.
JOB DESCRIPTION: Work as my payment assistant in charge of collecting and processing the payments from the associates.

1. Receive payment (inform of money orders/checks) from my Clients/Associates.

2. Cash the Payments at your Bank

3. Deduct 10%, which will be your percentage/pay on Payment processed.

4. You will then forward the balance via Western Union Money Transfer according to my instruction.

REQUIREMENT:18 years or older. Responsible, Reliable and Trustworthy Available to work a minimum 3-4 hours per week. Able to check and respond to emails often. Easy telephone access. IS THIS LEGAL? YES It is very legal, Doing this job is 100% safe and legal. I would be glad if you accept my proposal for an opportunity to make up 10% of each transaction completed. Please reply via email with complete information as requested:

A. NAME:
B. STREET ADDRESS (NOT P.O BOX):
C. CITY:
D. STATE:
E. ZIP CODE:
F. COUNTRY:
G. MOBILE NUMBER:
H. AGE:
I. SEX:
J. OCCUPATION:
K. E MAIL:

All replies should be sent to: dr[gonna_redact_this]500@googlemail.com

Regards,

Dr [gonna_redact_this]

Wow, I’d be workin’ for a DOCTOR! I wonder if that would make it okay for me to post medical opinions in GQ threads?

I also wonder why it’s so hard for the doctor to go to a bank but so EASY for him to go to a Western Union office.

I ALSO also wonder why he can’t have the [del]fake checks[/del] payments delivered to a P.O. Box instead of to my home.

I ALSO also also wonder what would happen to the “job offer” if I filled out on the “application” that I work for the USPS as a Postal Inspector*.

*I don’t. I’m an Electronics Technician