I don’t want to feel love any more. Is there a surgical procedure I can undergo to remove this particular emotion?
A brainectomy would probably take care of it.
I understand that lobotomies mainly deaden one’s emotions. 'Tho that’s probably a bit extreme.
Don’t worry dude; you’ll get over her.
I understand being repeatedly betrayed by people you trust can eventually eradicate all human affection.
Sounds like you’re well on the way.
Seriously, what’s wrong?
Apply to become a tax inspector.
Jeez, I thought the title was “Operation to remove emoticons”.
Johnny L.A., that’d be the best operations ever. Those things drive me nuts.
*Operation
i saw emoticons too. i’m spidenng too mcuh tmie oevr at the ohetr tehard…
I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than have to have a frontal lobotomy.
Planning to become a Kolinarhu?
Don’t worry, the Borg Queen will take care of you…
I had it done, and I’ve never regretted it.
There’s a holistic procedure. It involves application of large doses of time. I’ve done it; it works.
Good luck.
I asked if it was painful and the doctor said, “You won’t feel a thing.”
This generally happens somewhat after someone says:
Fuckin’ smilies! Do you know where I’m going to stick that?
I hope not.
And I sincerely hope that one day soon you’ll be glad there isn’t. Hang on in there Carnick. 
Julie
Lobotomy.
You just need a coat hanger and a stout man to work the bellows 