I was a judge’s assistant for many years, the person who swears in (and sometimes quietly at) prospective jurors, the jury after it is selected, handles the exhibits, etc. I will add my vote to loach’s and to Asmovian’s, that I wish everyone would understand that jury service is a civic duty and one in which they can take pride over a job well done.
That said, if there was anything I could change about our legal system, it would be to eliminate lay jurors and instead have professional jurors. People who have no axe to grind, no job to return to, who actually understand the law they are listening to and their purpose for being there. I could tell story after story after story about how little jurors understand the process, how many lawyers and judges take this completely for granted and how many mistrials we declared as a result of juror misconduct. Mostly the juror misconduct was unintentional. But not always.
For those of you who found the process boring and spent a lot of time waiting around, I would simply offer the following explanations: First, there are many things in play, and court calendars are fluid by nature. Cases do often settle at the eleventh hour, so we may not know until you are actually waiting in the Jury Commissioner’s office that there are no trials going forward that day, after all. And yes, they are often a waste of time and very expensive, so many judges are quite welcoming of eleventh-hour settlements. You can be sure that if you were thus inconvenienced, it was far less so than if you’d been made to sit on some bullshit trial for a couple of weeks – or often longer.
I promise you, we are hearing way more cases on a daily basis than the ones on which you reported to potentially serve. Literally dozens of cases are heard each day in various stages of the process: Arraignment calendars, pretrial motions calendars, preliminary hearings, etc. Sometimes those calendars take longer than we expect them to. That may delay jury selection – which causes you to have to wait around even longer. But we’re not playing cards or making posts on Facebook, wasting your time intentionally. We’re working.
It’s not that hard to get out of jury duty, if you must. No one wants you there if you hate being there anyway. Trials are expensive. No point in taking the chance that you’ll fuck it up out of spite. Just say you can’t be objective, or say that you won’t get paid during the time you work, or that you’re a student studying for final exams. Or get really creative. I once was in the middle of a voir dire where a man jumped up and said, “I have to be excused, Your Honor!” The judge asked him, “Why, sir?” The fellow replied, “I just shit my pants!” Worked like a charm, and no one double-checked to make sure he was telling the truth.
Don’t expect knowing a lot of cops, lawyers or other justice types to save you from jury duty. I knew many, many of them – and was still sworn in to serve on a case (which settled mid-trial).
Lawyers’ approaches to voir dire and the type of folks they want on a jury are as wide and varied as the lawyers themselves. Some want people who can think; others don’t want any natural leaders or ultra-intelligent types. Depends on the lawyer and the type of trial.
In general, I think it’s a great experience for everyone to have, although sometimes a little too much like watching sausage being made. Just be true to your oath and do your very best to be impartial, and you’ll do great.