Oral sex and cooking ....

If this is haw they cook pancakes, I dread to think what they drizzle over them … :eek:


I like the way they worked in ‘tightlipped’. Someone was on the ball there.

Were they that pressed for time that they can’t even put aside the pancakes long enough to enjoy a nice hummer?

Maybe she didn’t like pancakes.

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“The man came to hospital with his penis severely bitten, while his girlfriend had burns on her back and an injury in her head.”

heh, well apparently they were oriented properly.

They both suffered head injuries.:wally



ummmmmm…oral sex!

You must choose, but choose wisely.

Um, I’ve done this many times. For some reason Mr. Honey loooves to cook.


Oh, I should have added, he could at least return the favor while I’m folding the laundry.


“Honey, could you come clean out the lint trap?”

Fellatio flambe? eek!

Can’t resist another cautionary tale…

Patient having op on backside breaks wind, causing fire

A Danish man having surgery on his backside broke wind and set his genitals alight.

A surgeon was removing a mole on his backside with an electric knife when the man broke wind, lighting a spark.

His genitals had been washed with surgical spirits and caught fire.

He’s suing the hospital for pain and suffering and loss of income.

He says he had to take extra time off work and can’t have sex with his wife. The hospital says it was an unfortunate accident.

“When I woke up, my penis and scrotum were burning like hell,” the man told Danish Newspaper BT.

Surgeon Dr Jorn Kristensen said: “No-one considered the possibility the man would break wind during the operation, let alone that it would catch fire. It was an unfortunate accident.”

The 30-year-old patient said: “I’ve had to be booked off work for longer than expected and, besides the pain, I can’t have sex with my wife.”

The operation which was being carried out at the Kjellerups hospital, was aborted immediately after the accident

Yippee, I get to leave for the day with a big laugh.

I make scratch pancakes.