Especially since “simian” is more or less defunct as a precise term relating to taxonomy.
Armed or not, I shouldn’t think they’d be a credible threat as regular troops.
Guerilla warfare would be more the thing. 
Yeah, laugh. That might be spears now, but before we realize what’s goin’ on those guys will come out of the forest 
Yeah.
Wouldn’t surprise me if the sneaky little buggers had some bows and arrows stashed away just waiting to strike.
Or gunpowder :eek:
I know who Dr. Zaius is. Never heard of a Dr. Zeus.
Orangutans as lawyers?
Nah, way too highly evolved for that.
I’m sorry, I’m sorry!!! Please don’t sue me!!!
I think he only meant it in the sense of “relating to primates”.
I was wondernig what Britney would do next.
D’oh! :smack:
Dr. Zeus doesn’t use spears. He lobs lightning bolts.
But only to heal people.
I would not like a spear-armed monkey;
I would not think it cute and funky. :eek:
Would I prefer it with a rifle?
I sure would not! No, not a trifle!
But who are they backing?
Hillary or Obama?
McCain, so they can
keep their spears
for a hundred years.
Is that a Girl Genius location?
Yes. i shall avenge myself upon all who mocked my genius, as per my previous communique. Ask me about my Doomsday Device. I built it with money I earned selling Grit. 
Hell of a bumpersticker, but I hope you didn’t buy the parts from “World Dominators are Us”. That’s where I got my spell checker.
I wonder if it every occurred to Jeremiah Wright that it could be the apes themselves who created AIDS and passed it on to humans. They want our stuff and our dominance, but the spear’s as close as they can get to manufacturing without a thumb.