Boba Fett vs. The Nazgul. (Couldn’t help it.)
Saruman vs. Darth Vader
Aragorn vs. Darth Maul
Um, Ewoks vs. Cave Troll? (hee hee)
Sauron vs. Yoda.
Ok. This is just too fun.
ahem Boba Fett can kill anything except Han Solo. Could he kill Gandalf? Yes. Could he kill Sauron? Yes. Could he kill Manwe? Yes. Period. Full stop.
Eagles vs. Millenium Falcon?
I’ve got a bad feeling about that.
I think something like “yub, yub.”
If Boba fought the Nazgul, he would triumph, wounded but not on death’s door. (Torch = burning Nazgul. Boba has blasters/flamethrower). Boba would then take to the air, only to be ambushed by Nazgul on flying steeds. Boba shoots steed. Nazgul go splat.
“Hmm. Those rings that these humanoids were wearing look valuable. I’ll think I’ll sell them.”
And thusly does Boba Fett take all nine rings of Man.
And thusly do the Nine become the (other) One.
And thusly does Sauron send the Fellowship a palantir-gram: “You can keep the ring. I have something better now.”
I’m sorry but no mortal man can harm a Nazgul.
Bobba Fettish is a mortal man.
Therefore Bobba could not defeat a Nazgul.
If Strider can drive away Ringwraiths with a torch, Boba can do the same with a flamethrower and blasters.
I’m not sure why Strider could drive them away with a torch. That scene is changed a little from the book. Strider is carying the broken sword that is seen later in Rivendale. Also the sword was fixed in Rivendale in the book but not the film. We probably need someone much more steeped in the LotR lore than I to explain.
However in RotK Nazguls cannot be harmed by mortal man. This leads to the best lesson in semantics ever.
Oh thats a bad thought, Boba becoming a Ring Wraith? So much for the fellowship…
Think Tag Team.
Boba, the Head Wraith and Jaba the Hut vs.
Strider, Hans and, oh, say the Lone Ranger.
Look at it this way: with any luck, Sauron/Boba would simply show up, grab the ring, and fly off to secure a colony transport for his legions of doom. Then he would bitch-slap Morgoth because he could, and get to work conquering the rest of the galaxy.
Ooh! Nazgul Boba vs. the Jedi! Now that would be cool!
Yeah, but in the 20th-anniversary edition, an edit will be added so Strider strikes first.
Nope, cause the shooting the swordsman bit is from a Spielburg movie. Strider will lop off Han’s head as he pummels him ineffectually with his walkie-talkie.
The Millenium Falcon would cut loose with its turbolasers and blast the Eagles into atoms before they were more than two bars in “Hotel California.”
Imagine the Emperor getting the One Ring and the ensuing battle of will with Sauron.
How about a Battle of the Bands?
The Elves vs. Sy Snootles and the band from Jabba’s palace. Dick Clark could host.
Ancalagon the Black V.S. Millenium Falcon
Agent Elrond v.s. Han Solo
The collective evils of Middle Earth and the Galaxy a Long Time ago vs. Ditka and Da Bears.
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Da Bears win 60,437 to zero.
Ahem I believe the “no mortal man” thing only applied to one of the Nazgul, the Witch King. Boba could take out the other eight.
OK, CP3O and R2D2 vs. the Nazgul.
I would think that would take care of the “mortal man” question, one way or the other, CP3O being a robot and a sissy, and R2D2 being, er, a Pentium X vacumn cleaner.