Orgy in my mouth, right here, right now!

Cafe Society
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OK, so this is my second thread in one day. Sue me!
Yesterday, I was in the local liquor store, browsing the wines. I’ve liked some of the Alice White wines in the past, and saw one called “Lexia”. The card on the shelf said “If you like White Zin, you’ll love Lexia”! So, I occasionally like a white zin. Sue me.

It was cheap (less than $15.00 for a big bottle) so I bought it.

Today, it occurred to me that I had some white cheddar cheese cubes in my fridge. The weather is perfect for a sweeter, white wine. Warm, sunny, low humidity; about perfect.

So, I pour myself a glass of the Lexia, put a half-dozen cubes of the white cheddar cubes on a plate, and sit down at the table.

A cheese cube. . .followed by a sip of the wine. Followed by a cheese cube, followed by a sip of the wine. . .lather, rinse, refill the plate and the glass. . .

I know people hate on the white zin. I know it’s the “thing to do” if you’re a wine drinker.

But seriously, to my middle-class, uneducated palate, this is good stuff!

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A coworker/friend just came by eating a chocolate-pop rocks candy bar. I imagine that’d be a bit like an orgy in your mouth, too. (She was having trouble keeping a straight face while she talked to me.) :smiley:

The white zin & cheddar cheese thing is right up my alley, I’m not too proud to admit.

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If you like the white zin, you really should look for some of this Lexia. May sound like an odd thing to say about wine, but “grape” is the predominant flavor, and it’s good!

Hmmmm. Wonder how it would go with Pop Rocks? :cool:

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You are so going to heck. :smiley: