I always envisioned the loops on the six and nine as the lower extremities. The non-loop portions would be the necks. The necks are long because they’re extended. The heads, of course, are buried somewhere.
The Hershey Highway is a real highway in Pennsylvania - US 322 - which runs from the Harrisburg are east to Hershey, PA.
Her code name was originally supposed to be “Agent 69” but that got nixed because it was too risque for the network heads. Pardon the pun.
Incidentally, Highway 69 has been in the news lately 
So the Rolling Rock mystery is solved! 
Reminds me of a very politically incorrect Jackie Martlin joke:
A Chinese couple are in bed when the husband says, “I want 69!”
To which his wife replies, “Why you want Beef with Broccoli now?!”
“Very politically incorrect”. Mmm…
“Now you go through saint looey
Joplin, missouri,
And oklahoma city is mighty pretty.
You see amarillo,
Gallup, new mexico,
Flagstaff, arizona.
Don’t forget winona,
Kingman, barstow, san bernandino.”
Come on, who doesn’t mistake that for a song about a penis up my bum??
:dubious:
Don’t forget winona
First one to turn this thread into a Winona-Ryder /anal-sex hijack is in BIG trouble…
The guy I probably learned the most about sex from as a year old was my baby-sitter’s boyfriend.
He told me what 69 was.
He also told me that “70” was doing 69 but you each stuck a finger in the other one’s butt.
“71” was the same thing, using two fingers.
Q: Why is seventy-seven better than sixty-nine?
A: You get eight more.
sorry
Maxwell Smart: wipes poop off his nose “Missed it by that much!”
Excellent.
Now for something less funny. . .
Q: What’s the square root of 69?
A: Eight something.
Asked, answered, and closed.
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