I nominate MIss June '75 by Brian Jonestown Massacre. Great song, love the way it builds in intensity throughout. One of my favorite songs of theirs.
Other candidates?
“My Neck, My Back” by Khia
Nearly every ZZ Top song.
South to a Warmer Place by Frank Sinatra
Let’s just get it out of the way early: “Cocksucker Blues” - Rolling Stones
“Semi-Charmed Life,” anyone?..anyone?..
For such a happy-sounding tune, that song is grimy as hell, start to finish.
Which didn’t stop Disney from using it in the trailer for The Tigger Movie. :smack:
Please Please Me supposedly, although I remain skeptical.
Jane Birkin & Serge Gainsbourg - 69 annee erotique
I Eat Cannibals, by Total Coelo.
Blow Me…a Kiss, a really saucy spoof of Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis. Damn fine imitation, and lewd, low, lurid lyrics.
Go Down by AC/DC. Not subtle at all, just pure raunchy rock & roll fun.
Miracles, by Jefferson Starship.
I had a taste of the real world [just a part of it]
When I went down on you, girl.
“Talk a Walk on the Wild Side,” for some parts of the lyrics.
Jim Morrison’s drunken singing version of “Touch Me,” which I think was in the film.
The Stooges - “I Wanna Be Your Dog,” by some interpretations I’ve seen, although I don’t think that’s the official line.
That can be forgiven. It’s not like the lyrics are telling at all!
Oh.
I would nominate “The Stroke” by Billy Squire but a handjob wouldn’t qualify.
“Get Down, Make Love” by Queen
The most elegant and heartwarming one that I know of is Little Suzie Shallow Throat by David Allan Coe. It will bring a tear to your eye.
David Allan Coe - Little Susie Shallow Throat . - YouTube (NSFW)
Mozart - Leck mich im Arsch
For boys and girls,
Or whatever works
“Yummy Yummy Yummy”, by Arthur Resnick and Joey Levine, first recorded by Ohio Express.
In the post-Monica Lewinsky era, it doesn’t sound quite as innocent as it did in 1968.
