Original. ORIGINAL!!!!! (Mean, petty, and uncalled for)

According to these Python-chroniclers, it’s “wobbler,” and it’s “spelt.” Pistols at twenty paces, I say!

Pistils at 20 paces? You’re going to have a long-distance flower orgy?

I thought spelt was a separate grain entirely; the five grains are listed in Shulchan Aruch as wheat, barley, rye, oats, and spelt.

doesn’t that mean from Oregon?

I thought it was the result of good sex.

Ha! I spit upon your so-called Python-chroniclers! Ptui!

The Monty Python FAQ is the authoritative source, and not just because it agrees with me!

Right! slaps Early Out with a rubber chicken in a glove

No, no, no.

First of all I thought it was one of several sub structures inside a cell.

And first of all it is definately Throat-Warbler-Mangrove!

[marge simpson]Eight spices? Some of these must be duplicates. Orig-i-o-nal? What the hell?[/marge simpson]

Well, Scuba_Ben, all I can say is, take it up with the editors of Encarta. Dictionary.com doesn’t even have a grain meaning for it. But – AHA!!! – here is confirmation that I’m right!

::: saunters off smugly with nose in air; steps in fresh pile of horse manure and slinks away :::

Now, see, that’s where you went wrong, Degrance – there’s no way you can fit a submarine into jail. I don’t care how many sailors the shore patrol picked up!

Hey, check your keyboard, Mike. The O is right next to the I. It’s easy to hit them both if you suffer from fat fingers. Cuit th3e guiyu somwe slacjk, IJ?

It started out as a rant. Now it’s turned into a joke thread, through no fault of the OP. So I’m locking it.

Lynn

You’ve never seen the county lock-up in Wayne County (Detroit) Michigan have you?

That thing would hold an entire battle group.

(Not like I know from, you know, personal experience or anything.)