People, please, let’s remember:
A “scumbag” is a used condom.
A “geek” is a horrific weirdo in a circus who bites the heads off of live chickens.
A “dork” is a penis.
When you say something or someone “sucks” you’re referring specifically to the act of fellatio.
If you describe someone as “hysterical,” you’re accusing them of acting erratically due to sexual repression, and specifically that her womb is wandering around her body in an untoward manner.
Your grandmothers should wash out your mouths with soap, the lot of you!
Have I forgotten anything?