I used to think George Orwell (Animal, 1984) was a genius. The further I get reading his stuff though, the more I come to think that his skill was absolute genius in the service of bitter obstinate obnoxious assininity.
He has this frightening tendency to wave his hands and condemn everyone equally. Which he does. A lot. he hates Capitalism, he hates Communism, he hates Religion, he hates Fascism. He hates Russia, he hates Germany, he hates the U.S.A. He hates the English language. Apparently he dislikes England too, but as he must live there confines this to a general distaste for everything. Seriously? What was this guy’s problem? Terminal depression? Just plain bad attitude? Supposedly, he was a Socialist (post Spanish Civil War when he left the COmmunists), but at no point have I ever heard him argue for it in any sensible fashion. Instead, he seems to just bitterly resent the fact that no one really gave a shit what he thought, and became increasingly cranky over it.
I particulary “enjoyed” (read: found annoying) his pathetic and ill-informed hack job on both politics and the English language in, well, “Politics and the English Language.” Making sweeping statements about what a terrible state the English language is (because it no previous term existed for what it talks about, or because it uses an expressive, emotional, but anachronistic word to convey meaning), he then goes on to blah blah blah about how this means every argument offered by any political party on anything is just a euphemistic lie.
Well fuck you with a rubber hose, too, bitch. I don’t think the Democrats are always wrong or lying. I think they are wrong, but hardly about everything, and as often as not it’s a matter of different values which I don’t share. Heck, I can’t even honestly say the Nazis or Soviets were always wrong or always lying. Just usually.
I wish this guy was still alive so I could send him an email asking whether he thought 1984’s Newspeak was a good idea, because that seems to be what he’s pushing here. :rolleyes:
Honestly, he strikes me as a wordsmith who stayed at his practice so long and became so bitter that he started focusing all his rage on the words themselves. He moronically attacks some metaphors (but not others, in a display or arbitraryiness rarely equalled in monarchical stupidity)… for not being expressive enough. I’m sorry Mr. Orwell, but the phrase toe the line is incredible expressive and amply puts its point across.
And yes, probably some speakers do use longer forms when they’re not necessary. Unfortunately, Orwell can’t even get this right. He harps on the cirumlocutions themselves (“exhibit a tendency to”) rather than bad usage thereof. Longer forms can mean something - or not. It’s all in the hands of of the writer. Would this cock-nogging limey verb-flayer honestly argue that, say, the entirey of the 19th century was a litary wasteland? Probably not. He’s just bitter because his stark style doesn’t appeal to everyone.
And he whines about “pretentious dictation,” somehow missing that what is pretentious in a bad writer’s hands is precisely what makes things great in a skilled writer’s. A great painter and a bad one use the same pallette of colors. The irony is that according to his standards, the “good” English (expressive and powerful) is quite atrocious. I think he fails to see this because he doesn’t want to see it. That is, he compares "I returned and saw under the sun, that the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, neither yet bread to the wise, nor yet riches to men of understanding, nor yet favour to men of skill; but time and chance happeneth to them all. " to a bad “translation.” Except that the anacronisms and phrasing are quite doubleplusungood according to the same fucking criteria he vomited over the page just above it!
He also fails to pass the “half-way” intelligent test when he, after having pushed strict accuracy, gets annoyed by people talking in long complicated words to be more accurate. Yes, “I think” does technically mean the same as “In my opinion it is not an unjustifiable assumption that”. Ecept that the latter is being definitively clear that this is an opinion, and emphisizing its tentative nature. Which is sometimes important.
And yes, this entire rant has been written in a style which, I should think, would utterly infuriate the rotten bastard. I wonder, (and this is not an attack, just speciulation) if part of him really did love the power of Totalitarianism. He would not have been the first literary type to admire regimes which were not half-ashamed of themselves as democracies always appear to be. Meanwhile, Hitler and Stalin quite unapologetically (but hypcritically) worked quasi-poetry into their messages. They had the great advantage of not having opposition.