Osama Bin Laden is dead?

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Hehehehehe :slight_smile:
Goat, jjimm, goat.

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Hey. Even Stevie Nicks has standards!

I gotta hand it to him – that Karl Rove guy is BRILLIANT! Using France, no less. Talk about deniability! :wink:

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***I *** am rabid and frothing? Golly.
Well, at least I have a pair of dancing shoes, instead of an American ex-wife and a son who doesn’t want to be with me.
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My relationship with my son’s grand. It sure beats the hell outta the one you have with that mangy bitch that eats your filthy, fly-infected twat outta pity. Poor thing must gag as all get-out while she does.

Don’t who you think you’re fooling, but an irrational bigot is what you are.

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Hey. Even Stevie Nicks has standards!
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I had to search for that one, 2lazy2pee. I must have missed that South Park episode. Hehehehehe :slight_smile:

:eek: RedFury, Your son eats your twat?
Is that all in vogue in your part of the waste land?

Ladies and gentlemen, I present the ugly face of Europe.

takes a bow

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takes a bow
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I assure you, I didn’t just mean you… Someone who looks like this: :mad: should share the award.

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a few wayward bacteria did what the mightiest army in the world could not
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Osama’s a Martian?

It’s looking like he’s probably not dead.

One story I read even suggested that this story was “leaked” to coerce him into making another tape so we could identify where he’s hiding.

Hmmm … Schrodinger’s Osama.

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Hmmm … Schrodinger’s Osama.
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Schrodinger’s Terrorist has that special ring to it. Someone funny enough could really capitalize on that right now (I’m looking at you SNL of 12 years ago!)

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Good lord, I just realized that by this logic, I killed Osama! (Assuming that he’s actually dead, that is.)
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(Bush) I killed Osama

(Canada) No, I killed Osama.

(Bush) No, I really DID kill Osama.

(Cartman evil arrogant snicker) He He, I killed Osama, He He.

(Afghanistan) I killed Osama.

(Bush) No, really, I killed Osama.

(Pakistan) I killed Osama.

(Bush) No, I literally killed Osama.

(England) I killed Osama.

(Bush) Goddamnit, I killed Osama. I went after him and he died of typhoid because of it.

People still die of typhoid?

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People still die of typhoid?
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Hiding in a cave in Afghanistan without antibiotics, yes.
One would hope. :slight_smile:

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Schrodinger’s Terrorist
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Band Name!

Mangled:

“Never assume that a human is dead until you have seen the body. Even then, mistakes can be made.” -Dune

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If he dies uncaptured, he becomes sort of a Pancho Villa/Robin Hood figure (although he’s probably reached that status already).
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Great so are we the Mexican dictator Diaz or the Sherriff of Nottingham?

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Great so are we the Mexican dictator Diaz or the Sherriff of Nottingham?
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Can’t it be both?

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Great so are we the Mexican dictator Diaz or the Sherriff of Nottingham?
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The Sherriffe of Nottingham, as played by Alan Rickman.

Why would Al-Queda be so foolish as to ever admit he is dead? I imagine they could keep up the illusion that he was alive for years-after all nobdy sees him, he communicates via couriers, etc. what better that for his leadership to keep issuing doctored-up tapes and messages? Personally, it would not surprise me to learn he died years ago.