Osama has flipped his lid!

Ok, so he has always denied that he or his organization have been involved in terrorist activities, including the events of 9/11. Predictably, soon after the attacks, he blamed Israel. But this takes the cake.

According to this, he’s blaming “Jews in Florida” who are upset about the results of the last election! WTF?

Now I could see if he opined some FBI/CIA/Trilateral Commission/UFO conspiracy, as there are, sadly, some Americans who would believe such nonsense.

But the geriatric set in Palm Beach County? The people who were in tears of confusion over the butterfly ballot? They masterminded/funded/ and/or carried out these attacks? (Forgetting I guess that the 19 terrorists were all relatively young Arabs? N.B. “terrorists”, not “alleged hijackers” or some other CNN/Reuters b.s.)

Anyway, is he that out of touch with reality? Maybe the Taliban didn’t do such a good job of eradicating opium as they thought. Is Osama a raving lunatic? I’d say yes.

I wouldn’t put anything past those darn Golden Girls.

What the FUCK? I thought he said everyone was guilty, no matter who they were?

The guy is losing it…

“Jews in Florida” is the best he can come up with?

If he expects anyone to believe that, he must be crazier than I thought.

Well, see, that’s the proof; all 4 planes were intended to hit the white house, but they each missed the target.

:rolleyes:

Gosh, of all groups he could have chosen to point the finger at, Osama bin Laden picks the Jews! Wow, what are the odds?

Hey, I live in South Florida, and the old people here (Jews and otherwise) can barely drive their fucking cars down the driveway. I doubt they could even find the airport without help, let alone hijack a friggin’ plane.

When a 45 foot long Lincoln Continental crashes into a building, that’s when you suspect the old folks in Florida.

Holy fucking SHIT that is beautiful! :smiley: :smiley:

Please people-

A little tolerance. Whatever you do, please don’t blame the whole group for the actions of a crazed few. The vast majority of Jewish people in Florida are not box-cutter wielding, airplane hijacking, hateful geriatrics, but are peace-loving, support-hose wearing, prune eaters who want nothing more than to watch some Seinfeld (such a nice boy!) and take a nap.

So please, don’t throw a brick through the window during their canasta tournaments. They’ve already each suffered a broken hip. Isn’t that enough?
“You’re dead. You’re all dead.” – Frank Sinatra

Airport security should do a very thorough search of all cars that enter the airport grounds via a straight road with their right turn signal on.

Any men with their white pants pulled up over their bellybuttons or women with a hair color that looks like a flavor of Kool-Aid will be detained.

Thanks, you’ve just shown me that drinking beer in the morning has an upside…apparantly the alcohol contained therien gets rid of that stray fingerprint in the middle of my screen better than windex.

:smiley:
Meg

I think it shows an interesting cultural difference.

Osama thought of this. I don’t know if he believes it or not, but it kind of rings with “In MY country…”.

I guess, in his country, they would kill thousands of people in protest over election results. Americans just go to court to get ballots recounted. Each to his own. :smiley:

This is one of the funniest damn threads I’ve read. :slight_smile:

Great, now I have the lovely portrait of what the offspring of Osama Bin Laden and Yakov Smirnov would look like.

Frankly, not that I put it past Usama bin Laden, I wouldn’t believe anything an “Urdu language newspaper” reports.

Let’s just say I’ve read articles about a pregnant woman being bitten by a rabid dog and then giving birth to a litter of dogs, another woman giving birth to a monkey (complete with ridiculously faked photograph), etc. Not to mention the fact that even the main English-language newspaper in Pakistan routinely runs “news articles” which, on closer inspection, turn out to be well-known urban legends such as the Stolen Kidney story, the “Welcome to the World of AIDS” story, the Cockroach Eggs Hatching in Cheek/Tongue story, etc. These tales are printed as though real news. E.g. “Several cases have been reported in Jacobabad of cockroach eggs finding their way into cheek lining of people eating kebabs and other food items bought from street vendors…”

I very much doubt whether the editor of an Urdu-language newspaper in Pakistan is somehow in direct communication with Usama bin Laden… maybe he got a personal fax…

Speaking of Osama and lid, well…this site came to mind:

Laden Wipe