Oscars 2017 thread

There’s one word that comes to my mind to describe the closing minutes of the 2017 Academy Awards:

Clownshoes.

Oh, “school year”. Right. :smack: So much for logic.

Nice, but the REAL winner is M. Night Shamylan:

“I wrote the ending of the academy awards 2017. @jimmykimmel we really got them!”

It’s crazy, I retweeted that just adding a little comment, and MY tweet has been liked 67 times and retweeted 42 times. And NONE of those people follow me. :eek:

Moonlight is a great movie and thoroughly deserving of its Oscar. But because of the idiotic kerfuffle last year the doubters out there will all be saying, Well, you know why that got the Oscar, don’t you? (And I’ll lay odds they haven’t even seen the film.)

It isn’t true of course, I have no doubt that even if there had been no #OscarsSoWhite this film would have still won the Oscar. All that the complaints last year did was to taint the award, be it ever so slightly.

Those are both good. I also liked singer-songwriter Jill Sobule’s response:

[QUOTE=Jill Sobule]
La La Land should have spent more time campaigning in Wisconsin.
[/QUOTE]

Matt Besser from The Upright Citizens Brigade tweeted at the start of the ceremony:

[QUOTE=Matt Besser]
SPOILER ALERT: I’m watching the Oscars on the East Coast feed. I can’t believe Moonlight pulled off the upset!!
[/QUOTE]

He took great pride in retweeting himself at the end of the night!

And the asterisk would be accurate. I thought Hidden Figures or Hell or High Water deserved the win, not the trite by the numbers Moonlight or La La Land.
As it is; the envelope kerfuffle will overshadow that.

Funny tweet from the Miss Universe organisers, paraphrased: get your people to call our people as we know what to do in this situation.

Doesn’t Donald Trump own Miss Universe?

and what do you know…

Australian Producer Jan Chapman Devastated by Mistaken In-Memoriam Photo

Here’s a final list of all the winners. Not everybody is credited. Even though I don’t have to work in the morning, I’m too tired to finish.

Best Picture

Moonlight

Best Director

Damien Chazelle - La La Land

Best Actress

Emma Stone - La La Land

Best Actor

Casey Affleck - Manchester by the Sea

Best Supporting Actress

Viola Davis - Fences

Best Supporting Actor

Mahershala Ali - Moonlight

Best Adapted Screenplay

Moonlight
Screenplay by Barry Jenkins; Story by Tarell Alvin McCraney
Adapted from McCraney's (unproduced) stage play "In Moonlight Black Boys Look Blue"

Best Original Screenplay

Kenneth Lonergan - Manchester by the Sea

Best Foreign Language Film

The Salesman (Iran) - Directed by Asghar Farhadi

Best Animated Feature

Zootopia

Best Film Editing

John Gilbert - Hacksaw Ridge

Best Cinematography

Linus Sandgren - La La Land

Best Original Score

Justin Hurwitz - La La Land

Best Original Song

“City of Stars,” La La Land

Best Costume Design

Colleen Atwood - Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

Best Documentary Feature

O.J.: Made in America

Best Production Design

David Wasco (Production Design); Sandy Reynolds-Wasco (Set Decoration) - La La Land

Best Visual Effects

The Jungle Book

Best Sound Editing

Sylvain Bellemare - Arrival

Best Sound Mixing

Kevin O'Connell, Andy Wright, Robert Mackenzie and Peter Grace - Hacksaw Ridge

Best Makeup and Hairstyling

Suicide Squad

Best Short Film - Animated

Piper

Best Documentary - Short Subject

The White Helmets

Best Short Film - Live Action

Sing

I don’t blame Beatty for the screwup, but it seems odd to me that he was unable to deduce that he had the wrong card. He clearly realized that there was something “off” about it (as evidenced by his long pause after opening the envelope), but decided to plow ahead and read it anyway.

Wasn’t it Faye Dunaway that plowed ahead and read it?

Correct; my bad.

Beatty presented her with the card. Maybe in his mind he was showing it to her in a, “Does this look off to you?” kind of way but if that was in his mind he certainly didn’t communicate it clearly.

If I was in Dunaway’s place, I’d have thought his pause was a matter of “Oh, maybe I should let Faye read it” and that he was presenting the card to allow the honor of reading it. The card apparently said “La La Land” as well as Stone’s name. I can’t really blame Dunaway. If Beatty had indeed suspected something was off, it was on him to make a call rather than deferring to someone who may or may not notice the possible error that he himself was already suspicious of.

That said… I don’t really blame Beatty either. He was put in a bad position.
I’m just saying that the fact that Dunaway was the one to actually read it in no way makes her more responsible for the error than Beatty.

I smell a conspiracy. What thread should we move this to?

Look, I’m just saying you can’t decide “Hey! Let’s do a Bonnie and Clyde ending!” and expect a cheery conclusion.

What I don’t get is why the cards don’t say what the award is actually for?

So instead of the card saying “Emma Stone - La la land”, it says “Best Actress - Emma Stone - Lala land”, or even just “Best Actress - Emma Stone”.

I would have assumed that cards would be written in that format regardless of any mistake made, and it would have made it very clear to Beatty and Dunaway that they had been handed the wrong card, its strange to find out that they are written that way.

I wonder if this incident will finally put to rest that urban legend about Marisa Tomei winning the Oscar only because the presenter read the wrong name and everyone was too embarrassed to correct it.

According to a 1994 article in The Hollywood Reporter about the rumor that Marisa Tomei wasn’t the actual Best Actress winner in 1993:

If this is true then somebody at Price-Waterhouse didn’t do the “immediately go to the podium” thing very well at all last night.