The med comes in a dropper bottle, apparently you put it up your nostril and squeeze. The problem is that the stuff that comes out has the consistency of semen, it isn’t a liquid more like a er goop?
So basically you have to tilt your head back and use it, which is still shit because this goop feels so heavy and gross running up your nose and into your sinuses.
Who designed this?!
Hmm, the one I get here (here being Poland) isn’t gloopy at all. Very watery and a life-saver when I get a blocked nose.
Keep one always at hand (I get nasty headaches when my nose is blocked, or even partially blocked, and I never start breathing through my mouth automatically, I even woke up from a dream in which I was suffocating to find out my nose was blocked…).
(Note, I know nose sprays shouldn’t be overused as your nose can get “addicted” to them. I am also not a shill for Otrivin, and would probabvly not use it if it were semen-like.)
(Also note, I am probably overusing parenthesis, but I don’t care.)
Danish Otrivin is definitely not semen constancy either, not even when old.
Check yours wasn’t tampered with 
My otrivin is very watery and sprays the way you’d expect a “spray” to spray.
Are you sure you didn’t buy nose drops by mistake? I did a couple of years ago and decided to give them a try anyway. Learned that it’ll immediately make me throw up too - one change of clothes later* I tossed 'em.
Just to chime in that even downunder Otrivin comes mainly in a sort of pump pack that sprays a fine aerosol mist up your nose.
Maybe you just now discovered someone’s long forgotten April Fools prank, where they replaced your nasal spray with their semen.
APRIL FOOLS!!! 
Where the fuck did my spray bootle of semen go? :mad:
Some pervert stole it. And according to Rule #34, you can probably find a video of this person putting it to use, so to speak.