One of the reasons for which Cecil casts doubt on the rumour of Otzi the gay caveman is that it refers to a group called Homosexual Initiative Vienna, whose initials being HIV make it appear to be contrived.
However, there really is such a group; of course, the name being German (Homosexuelle Initiative Wien), it does not have the initials HIV, instead using the abbreviation HOSI Wien.
I also seem to recall that the mystery of his missing penis was revealed in an article at the time it was discovered: Then when they first tried to move the body, the penis was frozen into the ice and got torn off.
Believe me, every male who read that remembers is.
