Next Saturday evening I’m volunteering at a fundraiser for a local museum. It’s for adults - there is booze and a band. I will be in charge of the Ouija Table. I will have a three foot circular table and a Ouija board. People can pay $1 each to ask a question of the Ouija board. If they are single, I join then on the Ouija piece to move it around.
I turn to the wisdom of the Dope for some suggestions.
Costume: I’m planning on being a well-dressed Devil and might rent a tux. I’m not going to dye my skin red but will be getting some horns, a tail, pitchfork, etc. The rationale for being the well-dressed Devil is that I’m looking to meet women. Any other suggestions for pulling this off?
Table: I have to decorate my table. Beyond a black tablecloth and some glow-in-the-dark bugs or something I’m stuck for ideas.
The whole Ouija table thing: It seems odd to me but if they think people will pay a buck to do it . . . I thought that there might be some people who wouldn’t know what question to ask and thought about putting some questions in a jar so they could pull one out and ask it of the great spirt of Ouija. I might salt it with a few, “Will I find the lover of my dreams?” in case I have the chance to help a woman move to “U JUST DID” but I can’t think of other questions.
Thanks
whistlepig