Our Solar system is worth less than a penny....

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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With all the alien kidnappings, there are probably humans in half the zoos in the galaxy.

They might even be harvesting sperm and eggs with all their rectal probes. An unconventional route, I’ll admit, for those particular tasks, but they have probably just gotten into the habit of rectal penetration for all kinds of things, like so many of the rest of us.

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There are about three times as many pennies in circulation as there are quarters. Therefore, a quarter is worth about three times as much as a penny.

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Thanks for all the excellent responses!

I put this up as an invitation to wit and thought, and as so many of you have shown, both!

Keep playing everyone… This is fun!

Regards
FML