Out you two pixies go...

Get me! I’m givin’ out wings!

Every time you hear fingernails on a blackboard, a devil gets his horns.

Merry Christmas, Mr. Potter!

And happy New Year to you, in jail!

Where’s that money, you silly stupid old fool? Where’s that money? Do you realize what this means? It means bankruptcy and scandal and prison. That’s what it means. One of us is going to jail - well, it’s not gonna be me.

What is it you want, Mary? What do you want? You want the moon? Just say the word and I’ll throw a lasso around it and pull it down. Hey. That’s a pretty good idea. I’ll give you the moon, Mary.

What, this old thing? Why I just wear this when I don’t care how I look.

He’s making violent love to me, Mother!

I want a big one!

Where’s Mary?..

You’re not going to like it, George… She’s an old maid. She never married!..She’s just about to close up the library!

I feel like a bootlegger’s wife!

oops! :smack:

I can’t fly. I haven’t got my wings!

Every man on that transport died! Harry wasn’t there to save them, because you weren’t there to save Harry!

Harry Potter and the Unwonderful LIfe. In theaters December 2011.

You look older without your clothes on.

Hee Haw!

George: This is a very interesting situation!
Mary: Please give me my robe.

George: I’ve read about things like this, but I never…
Mary: Shame on you! I’m going to tell your mother on you!
George: Oh, my mother’s way up on the corner over there.
Mary: I’ll call the police!
George: They’re way downtown. They’d be on my side, too.

Isn’t it wonderful? I"m going to jail!

“You made one mistake, Mr. Potter. You double-crossed me and left me alive!”

I’m all right! I’m allllll right!