From my daughter to my husband (not her dad)
Daughter: Are you textually active?
Husband: Yes, but I’m careful.
I overheard one junior college student saying to another, “My favorite class is ‘Preparing for College Success’. There aren’t any deadlines, as long as you turn in your work by the end of the semester.”
Oh yeah, THAT’S great preparation for transferring to a 4-year school.