Ow, Ow, Ow

Get out of my mouth. You have been in there for 5 painful days. You have caused one side of my face to swell. I am tired of you. I want to be able to eat again without searing pain. You lousy sorry worthless sore on humanity.

Before you I had a week worth of smiling. I had just gotten rid of two of your unholy ancestors at the corners of my mouth. I enjoyed smiling. I smiled at children, old folk, and enjoyed myself. But now you are there. You have grown to huge proportion.

I am also tired of people telling me “smile”. Well I would if I could, but they rudely tell me how I am not smiling. Now they force me to talk. I didn’t seek them out, they sought me out, now could they just get out. Oh yes and you can go with them. I am doing everything right to rid myself of your wounding ways. I don’t need others telling me how to get rid of you, and I don’t want sympathy. I just want to be silent to heal and eat my yogurt.


I know this might be a lame rant, but go ahead and use this thread to complain about your aches and pains. Here is some cheese to go with it. Or not, I don’t care right now.

Deb, I’m sorry I’m causing so much pain, but I told you four days ago I wasn’t letting you quit until you finished the job you started. Yogurt’s a lovely lubricant, but personally I think tickling the balls will accomplish so much more. And what are you taking the advice of old men and children for? What the heck are they doing in here anyway? Smile? No! Hum, damnit! Hum!

Enderw24, get out of my thread. You have no sympathy for a person in pain. I know I said I didn’t want sympathy, but I don’t care if I am contradicting myself. I get mouth sores frequently and have no patience after they last for more than 4 days. Go do what you normally do and have some “personal time”.

::note the above was said tongue in cheek, ow, ow, ow::

Silver Nitrate. A lot of pain for 90 seconds, then it’s over and done with.

I get mouth sores regularly. They always last at least a week. Days three to six are the worst. Feels like a tiny, enraged ferret is gnawing on my cheek. Have you tried that topical stuff that numbs the site? Anbusol or Oragel? It doesn’t last long but it makes eating tolerable, at least.

Silver Nitrate, tried it, it makes the sore worse and both my doctor and dentist said to not use but thanks for the suggestion.

I take L-Lysine vitamins, put kenolog ointment (prescription) on the sore then cover that with orabase, eat yogurt, don’t eat peanut, oranges, tomatoes, etc. when I have one. When I don’t have a mouth sore I still don’t eat peanuts cause I seem to get one within a day after eating them.

I have tried that new stuff (starts with a Z can’t remember the name and can only get it by prescription), but had a reaction to the junk and wherever it touched became a sore. So don’t do that again.

This sucker I got now is just one of the very painful ones that have gotten out of hand (or should that be mouth). I get them from stress, so maybe I should just eliminate all those who cause me stress. Can you get an uzi over the counter?

Whatever you do don’t confuse Anbesol with Anusol. It’s a really really bad mistake. Don’t even think of asking.

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