Owls Is No-Good B###ards--Newslink

[Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor]

You can’t even keep keep a canary in your apartment anymore.

http://cdapress.com/news/local_news/article_f57beda1-8a5c-5171-8f13-85c4b0ac997b.html

Don and Sue Sausser got a rude awakening early Sunday morning when they found an owl in their living room.

It had flown in through the open sliding glass door of their 10th-story Lake Tower apartment in downtown Coeur d’Alene.

It left bird droppings all through the apartment, killed one of their canaries and slightly injured the other. When Sue discovered the brownish, yellow-eyed owl, it was between the wall and the chest of drawers on which the birdcage rests, but then flew out the door and perched on their balcony railing long enough to snap a few photos. Don estimated it to be about six to eight inches in height.

[jtur88]

(Loosely translated from Owltalk):

People is no good bastards, they keep captive birds trapped in the house.

[Qadgop_the_Mercotan]

It is known that owls are assholes.

see?

[splatterpunk]

@jtur88

(Loosely translated from Owltalk):

People is no good bastards, they keep captive birds trapped in the house.

… so I enter the house and attack and kill the poor captive birds.

[blondebear]

That canary would’ve been better off in a coal mine.

[aceplace57]

I wonder if the owl saw the canary through the glass doors? Owls have excellent eyesight at night.

It is very strange the owl went into a house to hunt.

[Twoflower]

Looks like a screech owl. I’ve seen them in close proximity to houses before, but not inside.

[Rick_Kitchen]

flew out the door and perched on their balcony railing long enough to snap a few photos

Owls does selfies?

[Colibri]

@Twoflower

Looks like a screech owl. I’ve seen them in close proximity to houses before, but not inside.

I agree. Western Screech-Owl.

[cochrane]

@Rick_Kitchen

Owls does selfies?

Then who owns the pictures? The owl, being an animal, can’t copyright them.

[Doctor_Jackson]

@aceplace57

It is very strange the owl went into a house to hunt.

He didn’t, he went in for the buffet!

[Hermitian]

“Isn’t it strange?” Sue asked. “Who would have thought?”

Despite what the “expert” may have stated in the article, I’m going to let you in on a handy protip:

When you leave open doors for extended periods of time (like all night), the inside of your domicile is not inside. You just made your inside outside. Wildlife happens outside. Or your living room. Your choice.

Anyone living in a place that has a lot of bugs knows this.

[Wile_E]

I don’t see a description of the injuries to the canaries so I think it much more likely the owl just scared it to death and did not actually open the doors, kill one of the birds and then put its body back in the cage instead of eating it which would have been its movtivation for entering the apartment in the first place.

[Timetrvlr]

I believe owls are wonderful birds! My favorites are the little burrowing owl. However, all owls are predators, just as cats are predators but I love cats too.

[Dendarii_Dame]

Years ago I read in the Washington Post about a large owl which flew into a house. The article said that when the animal control officers arrived, they found “two small dogs cowering” in a corner of the room, as far as they could get from the bird.

[Gatopescado]

I can’t even begin to calculate the monetary losses at the talons of those evil bastards! And what’s worse is we seem to have some kind of “Felix Unger” owls, who will only eat the craws out of the chickens, leaving heads and bodies behind.

Bastards!

[kittenblue]

Screen doors, people. And window screens. Sheesh.