This is from our local paper, any one else have anything they care to add?
Some people say that I’m superficial, but that’s just on the surface.
On one hand, I’m indecisive; but on the other hand, I’m not.
If there’s one thing I cannot stand, it’s intolerance.
Perspective is in the eye of the beholder.
Prejudice people are all alike.
What is the probability that something will happen according to the odds?
Cooperation can only be reached if we work together.
Prepositions are not words to end sentances with.
Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake.
Profanity sucks.
Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.
Death to all fanatics.
“An oral contract isn’t worth the paper it’s written on.” Sam Goldwyn.
“IF we do not succeed, we run the risk of failure.” Dan Quayle.
There are only three kinds of people: people who can count and people can’t.
I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
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