So my GF and I keep coming across these infomercials for this P90X home fitness program. We kind of get a kick out of it because the people in it seem so nuts.
Basically, after 90 days of working out like a psychopath, you’ll be ripped like a Jersey Shore guido who just got out of prison. Perfect for preparing for that high school reunion where you’ll finally show those jerks you’re a winner or letting that bitch of an ex know that you ARE good enough for her!
Judging from the testimonials in the infomericals, you will need the following:
Pair of dumbells or resistance straps
27" CRT television
DVD or old VCR
Appartment devoid of any furniture except for a plastic chair (and the TV/DVD player)
Bandanna
Psycho2000 pull-up bar for your door jam
Some deep rooted feeling of inferiority
Your intensity