Sheit, don’t be jealous (of him or me) - just getcherself some plaster of Paris and some masonite and go to town! I know you HAVE to have some watercolor paints stashed somewhere! Crocuses are calling!
Thanks so much for sharing your knowledge, capybara.
That whole “art that will last 500 years” business puzzles me - don’t we already have a lot of toxic waste in this country? Why add to it? Planned obsolescence!
Or, hey, maybe artists should start painting on pop bottles, since they’ll be around anyway.
Another medium that’s surprisingly fun is tempera paint. Not the good stuff w/egg, the cheap stuff from Hobby Lobby. Buck fifty a pint. I needed to do 6 large paintings for a concert (a la Pictures at an Exhibition) and had about a month to get it done. So oils were out (plus that would’ve cost way too much). I never did get the hang of acrylics (plus there’s the $$ issue) and watercolor? That scale? Seen from the back of the audience? Don’t think so.
So I bought a dozen pints of poster paint and had the guy at Lowes cut some masonite to 2’ x 4’. Covered the bumpy side with gesso, put on Isaac Hayes and pulled out some textbooks for inspiration. Our concert had a Halloween theme and I thought it would be fun to do homages to great works - the first one was “Starry Night on Bald Mountain.” Get it? Nyuck nyuck. Big skulls in the front, van Gogh’s skyline in the back.
Anyway, I was amused.
We also played a song about a witch, I forget which witch, but I didn’t feel like making her ugly so instead I copied Sargent’s Madame X and propped a broom up against the wall. Oh, and turned her table into a furnace - guess she must’ve been Hansel and Gretl’s nemesis, that must’ve been what we played.
Another song was a waltz with Death, I can’t remember the name but it was lovely. So I put Degas’ ballerina center-stage. I was going to have Degas playing the role of Death, standing alongside her, but my friend who stopped by to check out my work wanted to know why Death had such a fat ass. Changed him to a skinny Grim Reaper instead.
Well, the whole thing was a TON of fun, didn’t cost much, and didn’t create a nasty cleanup/fume problem.