Isn’t panda a kind of a badger?
Nostradamus is right about the atmospheric gradient having a copulatory effect on pandering. Ever seen a couple of pandas in the eye of a hurricane before? Rabbits, I tell you! They fuck like rabbits!
Don’t get me started on fucking rabbits. Cannibals.
Yeah, stoopid Pandas.
They’re really just big, fat, lazy racoons.
I have lazy, fat racoons trying to get into my garabage every night, and I hate that, but at least the miniature version actually makes an attempt to feed itself.
Not like the big, fat, lazy panda version. Screw 'em.
Survival of the fittest, baby. Those stoopid Pandas could’nt survive if they were locked in a supermarket.
Did you ever get the feeling that you are being watched?
Fucking Pandas oh wait, Non-fucking Pandas!
Yah, you want pandas to go extinct, but then tell them to go fuck off? Be careful, they might just take you at your word.
Ever seen 'em go -monium? It’s effing crazy!
Just to clear one thing up, pandas actually do belong to the bear family (cite. Although there has been some historical confusion on their taxonomy, they are neither marsupials nor racoons - they are bears (specifically an early offshoot of the bear family).
(An offshoot with a bamboo shoot.)
See, that’s the problem. Off shoot and not lady-panda-shoot.
Maybe they should stop masturbting and get on with the job.
It was a great rant.
My reply just seemed…appropo somehow.
Reading this thread made my head hurt. OW
I am heartened to receive so much support over this concern of mine. I did not expect it and thank you wholeheartedly. At a time when we have so many idiotic ranting happening over here about “scrounging asylum seakers stealing the bread from our children’s mouths” and so on, it is a wonder to me that no-one has complained about taxpayers’ money being lavished on these cretinous excuses for bears.
and what about them chipmunks , eh??
Small, quick, and everywhere!
They emerge from under our porch and all other proches on our strret each and every day, looking for those elusive acorns to munch on!
Do they even say thanks!
No, you walk out and Boom! they scurry off as if you have body odor or something!
But do Pandas taste like chicken?
What is the best way to serve Panda?
What is the lazier endangered species- the Panda or the Manitee?
Enquiring minds want to know!
[Alvin the chipmonk voice]
Die Jesu domine,
Dona eis requiem…
[/Alvin the chipmonk voice]
Translation please?
(did I spell it wrong?)
Band name!
Not Kentucky Fried Panda!! It’s Finger Ling-Ling good!!
That Sing-SING got a helluva cage, huh?